This is what happens when plastic surgeons write children's books. The moral of this story? Mommies in half shirts need tummy tucks and nose jobs too! Not to mention a nice new rack! Only then will she be surrounded by sparklies and butterflies?!! Yay!!!

National Security Adviser Stephen Hadely thinks the Olympic protests have something to do with Nepal. Chinese officials have themselves a little chuckle.

Jimmy Carter is meeting with Hamas to hopefully convince them to agree to a cease-fire. But the State Department is criticizing him because they are a bunch of boneheads who don't understand that to start a peace process you actually have to communicate in ways other than with bombs.

"I find it hard to understand what is going to be gained by having discussions with Hamas about peace when Hamas is, in fact, the impediment to peace," Rice said Friday, after reports of the planned meeting surfaced.

You see Condi, there is this thing called "diplomacy". You should learn about that word because being the Secretary of State, it pretty much defines your job. But at least you got to meet Elmo! Yay!

"Oh, they have the internet on computers now!"
Fox News shows how strongly they grasp the idea of "the internet".
'The Grid' Could Soon Make the Internet Obsolete
In case anyone else is confused, here is a link to internet terminology from Rutgers that someone from FoxNews should read right away!!!

I think news media has been taking too many little blue pills when this sort of garbage is considered news-worthy. The only reason I am linking to it is because you have to see it to believe the level of stupidity these people are capable of:

"It's not immediately clear if the video was ever posted on the Internet."

This is written below the story which contains the video. Yep. It's another "Girls Gone Wild"-like story about teenage girls fighting. I turned on the TV to watch the "news" and this video was played over and over, at least four times in a half hour period. Then I go online and what do I see? This stupid video again!!! They must have been bummed to find out the couldn't call them "co-ed's" due to the fact that they're still in high school.