Condoleezza Rice meets with muppet and diplomacy adviser, Elmo, for advice about what the U.S. should do about the rising hatred so many muslims feel against the U.S. "Why don't they like us?", she asks. Elmo says, "It has to be because of the letter "W"."
Okay, not really. What really happened is that she went to Indonesia to introduce Sesame Street to Indonesian television. The U.S. is flipping the bill for an amount of $11 million which is very nice and all, but where is our Cat. 5 levee protection? Ugghhh. And one more thing- can you imagine Colin Powell meeting with Elmo? Its is just too weird. Hey, shouldn't she be meeting with the Iranian heads of state so that we could use diplomacy instead of W's favorite method of coercion- 'Shock and Awe'?