What would it look like if Joy Division played jazz? Probably something like this. Or how about the other way around? Both are pretty silly.

So what you need to know is this: If you're an Aviation Tech and you're going to sacrifice a camel; never, never do it at work. Especially if you work in an international airport when your country is trying to improve their image to other Europeans to win a place in the European Union. Even if you're really happy that you don't have to work on old planes anymore- just don't do it at work, they have special facilities for that kind of thing. Yeah, they really do.

Oh great, New Orleans is having problems with the drinking water again- well the Algiers section of New Orleans that is. Only in New Orleans does a 20 inch water main get so old and unmaintained that it just breaks on its own. And this was after they received complaints that it was leaking. And only in New Orleans does the Sewerage and Water Board announce that they have something to announce in a press conference an hour later. Then in that press conference tell everyone in that area that the water might not be suitable to drink. Hello? There was an hour of people drinking that water when they could have just announced not to drink it in the first place. Idiots.

Is it just me, or is there something wrong here?
That's a FoxNews' story about a missing father who went for help after he and his family were stranded for nine days and they found his pants that he was wearing over his jeans. So why is "jeans" underlined and in green? Because its a link to shop for jeans. So cheezy. Could you imagine if that were on TV?
'Today a missing father's pants were found which he was wearing over his jeans. And speaking of jeans there's a 50% off sale on jeans at the Discount Barn, don't miss it!'
Crazy, cheezy nincumpoops.