In the recent State of the Union address, Bush mentioned reducing America's dependence on oil from the Middle East.
Aaaaha!!! But he was just kidding!!! Get it?!! He didn't mean it "literally"!

Administration backs off Bush's vow to reduce Mideast oil import

WASHINGTON - One day after President Bush vowed to reduce America's dependence on Middle East oil by cutting imports from there 75 percent by 2025, his energy secretary and national economic adviser said Wednesday that the president didn't mean it literally.

That guy kills me!