Sylvester Stallone is making a movie about Edgar Allen Poe. He will be writing and directing it and Viggo Mortensen will have the title role. I so wish I was kidding. Yeah, he's doing this right after Rambo. I have a better idea, he should really write and direct a sequel to Over The Top or Cobra and leave the Poe story to someone a little more in tune with Poe's work like the obvious Tim Burton or any number of horror film makers. I'm just trying to figure out how Stallone is going to focus Viggo Mortensen's/Poe's muscular physique when fashions in that time were a bit more formal than the typical torn off sleeve look I'm so used to in Stallone movies.